PESTS - I MUST DESTROY THEM

Yesterday, I went out onto the deck to water my vegetables and pick a few ripe ones, and to my horror I discovered that I had been robbed.

The bastard squirrels stole two tomatoes and a half-grown cuke. NOT FAIR. Adding insult to injury, the bastards took a bite or two of each tomato before dumping them in other pots, and didn't even touch the cucumber. Pictures of the damage to come later.